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Sloan /22 /feminist /INFJ /Capicorn /Hufflepuff /fangirl /Harley Quinn cosplayer /Doctor Who enthusiast /

Naruto trash /Steven Universe /Bisexual /A well dressed mess

Halloween is my aesthetic. You're probably cooler than me tbh.


crow–teeth:

crow–teeth:

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

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thinfatfit:
“instagram.com/allwomxnproject
”

thinfatfit:

instagram.com/allwomxnproject

the-original-cinnamon-roll:

Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!

Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose

loudmouthed:

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

honeysweethome:

tipplersbane:

honeysweethome:

just remembered toads exist and got a burst of serotonin

Serotoadin

good reply, it deserves recognition

curiouslyhigh:
“1: They bellowed “BE NOT AFRAID” in a thunderous tone.
2: Made of eyes.
3: possibly also a wheel or two
4: Flaming sword.
5: Their piercing stare being literal.
6: You’re reminded of lovecraftion horrors
7: Your head asplode
”

curiouslyhigh:

1: They bellowed “BE NOT AFRAID” in a thunderous tone.
2: Made of eyes.
3: possibly also a wheel or two
4: Flaming sword.
5: Their piercing stare being literal.
6: You’re reminded of lovecraftion horrors
7: Your head asplode

bitchycode:

Do you ever get that sudden outburst of motivation to go and make your life better then after 5 mins you’re like yeah that’s not happening

thinfatfit:

instagram.com/shoot_and_curves

thatislandershawty:

Still tryin to heal from things I don’t speak about

fakehistory:
“The U.S. government shutdown (January 2019)
”

fakehistory:

The U.S. government shutdown (January 2019)

Let’s play a game of “is my sadness towards a certain event justified, an effect of my clinical depression, or being caused by my birth control?”

thefemaleofspecies:

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