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army officer:  you at the barricade listen to this
army officer:  the people of paris sleep in their beds
army officer:  you have no chance
army officer:  no chance at all
army officer:  why throw your lives away?
students:  
students:  i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

spoopycopequinn:

I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

And I wouldn’t mind if you took a listen….

heythisisbecky:

a tv show called ‘secret liberal,’ starring me as i struggle to maintain civil conversation with family members whose wills i do not want to be cut out of

underacting:

I start school in less than a week and my sleep schedule is going to be so fucked

You Are More

healthy-happy-whole-me:

You are more than what you eat.

You are more than how much you exercise.

You are more than your jean size.

You are more than how you look.

You are more than you could ever imagine. 

torosaurus:

oh my god you don’t understand how much i want to kiss you

or watch movies with you

or fall asleep with you

or drink coffee with you

or cuddle with you

or hold your hand

or go to amusement parks with you

or watch concerts with you 

or bake with you

i want to do everything with you 

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill